Why Blog?

Why do I have to blog? Because the powers that be say so.

I craft. I do it to relax but have always been told "You should sell your stuff." That'd be nice but I'm not pressed. What I do want to do, though, is join a design team. I look through craft magazine like a teenaged boy looks through porn... I can't get enough. But as I look through them, I think, "I could do that. I could do better than that. They seriously just published that?" So now I've finally gotten up the nerve to try out for some design teams but, guess what? They all require blogs! What? What does having a blog have to do with paper crafting?

I get it, I really do. They want someone who can explain how to do a project. They want someone with personality. I've taught adults and children alike, and I've got loads of personality. What I don't have is the gumption to sit down at the computer every night and write about it.

But, they want a blog. So here I go...